The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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