He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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