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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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