I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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