my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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