do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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