Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize
