I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Life is so much better after having sex.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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