I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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