There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
This is my life. Enjoy the view
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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