You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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