The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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