there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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