just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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