tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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