Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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