sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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