she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
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I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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