you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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