I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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