Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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