I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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