I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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