I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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