Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Did we literally take a cab across the street
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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