You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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