"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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