Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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