Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
nutella sex= disaster
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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