The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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