I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
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You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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