u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
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OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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