It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
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Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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