It's just like the Real World with babies
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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