You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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