i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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