there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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