Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
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Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
you going clubbing tonight?
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