I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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