Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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