I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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