What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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