Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She told me I should be a condom model.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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