i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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