he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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