I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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