yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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