Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I will pee on everything he values.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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