i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My butt remains clenched, sir.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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