You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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