Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Randomize
