So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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