It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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