omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
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Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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