Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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